He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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