That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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