can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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