Say something about gay babies.
now i know why i became what i already was.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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