Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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