Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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