I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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