Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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