I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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