ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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