I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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