there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i think i have two assholes
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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