I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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