It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize