Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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