My hand turned me down
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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