Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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