i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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