I want to stick my p in your. b.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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