so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
oh god the rape fog is back!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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