Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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