Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
