Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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