This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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