hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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