I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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