my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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