there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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