I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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