I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
