i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
How does one acquire holy water?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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