he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife