After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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