This girl is more easily done than said...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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