32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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