i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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