In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
