Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize