i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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