dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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