just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We're too hungover to prance.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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