Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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