It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it's like heaven, but drunker
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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