I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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