Your tits are I can't wait for
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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