Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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