what if I'm pregnant?
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considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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