My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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