I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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