Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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