i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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