I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
