Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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