she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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