That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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