hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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